Making His Mark Dissing The Music Man It Does Note Compute

Spreading Lies Cracking A Woman Up Letting A Roommate Down

Shortchanging A Club Member Being Dim-Witted Fouling Up A Friendship

You Ruined My Birthday Being All Wet Swinging It

Banging In A Boat Selling A Musty Couch Cutting Ties

Fouling Up A Friendship Running Out On Rent Fouling Up A Friendship

Cracking Up Being A Boat Thief Collecting Twice

Stiffing An Ex Pulling A Fast One Bad-Brokering

Leading A Lady On Taking Off With A Guy’s Dough Jumping Through Hoops

Unloading A Piece Of Junk Rotten Renting Holding On Tight

Refusing A Return Lying About A Car Holding On Tight